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noun: retreat; plural noun: retreats

synonyms: sanctuary, oasis, shelter, refuge

  • A quiet or secluded place in which one can rest and relax.

  • The act of moving away from something hazardous or unpleasant in order to adopt a more favorable position.     



Retreats are reminders of who you are. 

When you step away from what you know, you enter into a vortex where what is true can be revealed. 

For three nights and four days, we will move and breathe and laugh and swim and let the great wide desert heal us.


The Spiritual GAyz

2022 Joshua Tree

cosmic healing Retreat

Ready to take this relationship off-line? So are we!

After two years of cultivating virtual community we are ready to take things analog for an old-fashioned in-person retreat.

Mark your calendars! 

Friday, May 6th - Monday, May 9th

will be the first ever Spritual Gayz retreat. 

We are so excited to be offering this three night/four day retreat to honor the last days of Jupiter in Pisces. Imagine connecting with

like-minded seekers in the magical setting of the high desert.  


Invest in your well being.  Think of this as your opportunity to renew your connection to your own spirit, to nature, to our incredible Gayzer community, and your belief in magic! It's also going to be a lot of fun and YES, of course, Noche will be there!



It’s time to come together and heal. The last few years have been a reckoning and an awakening. Spiritual community is needed more than ever. This retreat is a safe space to come together and renew our relationships to our own hearts and spirits. Focusing on more experiential practices to bring about an expanded capacity for joy and connection is our goal. 


The high desert has always been a sacred place for us. It’s not just where we got married, it's where we continue to return for insight, guidance, comfort and healing. 


We will be taking all the modalities we’ve offered online (Breathwork, Tarot, Astrology, Spirit World Circle) and weaving them together for a cohesive experience focused on delivering healing. We want to empower you to take your practices to the next level.

Activities will include: 


  • Morning Qi Gong, Yoga and Meditation 

  • Group Tarot Readings 

  • Astrology Workshop

  • Reading/Healing Exchange

  • Healing Breathwork Circles

  • Leo Moon Fire Ceremony

  • Animist Skills Workshop

  • High-Desert Hiking


+ each participant will receive an individual mini-reading from either Angel or Brandon.

Additionally, there will be free time for those who are interested in receiving or giving readings or healings to offer their gifts and sharpen their skills.


Keep scrolling for the tentative retreat schedule.




The Quail Springs Ranch property spans over five acres and includes a beautiful pool.  The natural surroundings are stunning and very private as the property literally backs up into Joshua Tree national park.  Can you imagine a more perfect place to unwind, reset and get centered?



Please understand that this is a non-residential retreat. Meaning participants will need to secure their own lodging. For those looking for the most economical experience, we will happily offer on-site camping with use of a shared bathroom for no additional cost.


For those looking for potential airbnb/vrbo housemates, let us know and we will help connect those who are interested in shared lodging.

Please see this link for suggestions on places to stay.


All your food is taken care of and included in the price of the retreat.


Start dreaming about delicious vegetarian breakfast, lunch and dinner (+ plenty of snacks) prepared on-site by a phenomenal in-house chef. From the minute you arrive Friday to the moment you leave on Monday, leave the nourishment to us!



(Times and activities may change.)




4:00 PM arrival 


4:30 - 6:30 PM introductions + calling in spirits + breathwork for emotional grounding and clearing


6:30 - 8:00 PM dinner***


8:00 - 9:30 PM opening circle ritual + group Tarot reading




8:00 - 9:00 AM (optional) Qi Gong + light Yoga + meditation


9:00 - 10:00 AM breakfast


10:00 AM - 1 PM morning session (Astrology themed)


1:00 -2:00 PM lunch


2:00 - 4:00 PM free time + reading/healing exchange + mini-readings with Brandon or Angel


4:00 - 6:30 PM afternoon session (Spirit World Circle + Animist Healing Practices)


6:30 - 8:00 PM dinner


8:00 - 9:30 PM Leo Moon fire ceremony 




8:00 - 9:00 AM (optional) Qi Gong + light Yoga + meditation


9:00 - 10:00 AM breakfast


10:00 AM - 12:00 PM morning session (Tarot themed)


12:00 - 1:00 PM breathwork for brave hearts


1:00 -2:00 PM lunch


2:00 - 4:00 PM free time + reading/healing exchange + mini-readings with Brandon or Angel


4:00 - 6:30 PM afternoon session (Desert excursion with Brandon or Astrological immersion with Angel)


6:30 - 8:00 PM dinner


8:00 - 9:30 PM creative sharing circle




8:00 - 9:00 AM (optional) Qi Gong + light Yoga + meditation


9:00 - 10:00 AM breakfast


10:00 AM - 12 PM closing circle 

****Snacks will be provided throughout the day.

You will not be hungry, we promise.****

Space is limited. register today. 

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